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Blitzburgh Steelheads

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The Blitzburgh Steelheads are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Their logo is demon skull with blonde flowing hair and a spiked iron helmet on top of it. The Steelheads were originally locked in the PC version of the game (unlocked by winning one game) but is now unlocked as of the Dynasty Update. The team was always unlocked in the console versions. Their stadium is Three Mile Island Stadium situated in Steeltown, Pittsvillevania and is a parody of both Three Rivers Stadium, the former home of the Steelers, and the Three Mile Island nuclear power station, also in Pennsylvania, which suffered an infamous incident in 1979.

Led by MVP quarterback Sven RottenBurger, All-Star receiver, Hambonio Crown and running back, Invader VonHell, the Steelheads have one of the most potent offenses in the league. On defense they are stout up front, but have a weak secondary who can give up big plays. Blitzburgh is a blue collar team with a loyal fan base, proud history and are always in contention for a Championship. This could be their year. - (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

Steeltown Bump by Derek and Avalon Dziak

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Hambonio Crown
#84 Wide Receiver
Sven RottenBurger
#7 Quarterback
Invader VonHell
#26 Running back

OVERALL: 86

Offense: 92
Defense: 85
Special Teams: 81

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy (SAC) Deep Accuracy (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Sven Rottenburger* Orc 90 82 100 92 94 91
Handsfree Bones Skeleton 74 72 92 64 76 86
Viral Gutter Alien 66 50 78 63 73 83
Moshpit Slobs Skeleton 64 57 76 64 77 77
Noose Grumpski Robot 56 67 74 50 67 45

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Invader Von Hell* Skeleton 99 100 100 100 100 95 100
Goosemelt Styx Orc 85 100 92 97 91 56 100
Terror Swatson Robot 63 69 76 68 72 59 82
Flames Goner Skeleton 63 81 61 65 79 56 77
Burke Black Orc 59 67 73 55 74 48 81

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Hambonio Crown* Skeleton 100 100 100 100 100 100
KooKoo Syth-Goosedher Alien 82 84 81 91 83 86
Scariest Haymaker-Slay Alien 78 71 78 92 91 76
Ratavis Riot Alien 68 77 74 84 76 53
Rustin Grunter Skeleton 64 65 77 70 68 78
Eely Slobbers Alien 60 50 77 84 79 50


Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Prance Emboweled Robot 78 87 77 43 44 82
Messy Brains Orc 72 84 82 55 49 50
Drip Scablia Skeleton 60 78 78 50 50 55
Blazer Nimble Robot 59 69 68 50 51 65

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Rabid DeCastrated Orc 98 100 100 100 92 100
Snarky Poundu Orc 98 100 91 100 100 100
J-Bone Crosshairs Robot 94 100 92 87 100 100
Darkus Killbert Skeleton 92 100 94 100 93 89
CJ Grimmie Orc 70 82 77 75 60 83
Balla'Hydro Vanillaevil Orc 66 76 80 75 51 75

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
SlamEm Slayward Robot 92 100 100 90 87 93 100
Griffon Screwdlt Orc 90 96 100 86 85 91 100
Raven Shallowgrave Orc 84 92 91 84 85 86 84
J.T. Falten Orc 67 63 77 62 57 73 94
Jam McCutters Orc 65 75 73 77 49 76 77
Discardo Slashyou Skeleton 49 46 70 58 46 56 60

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Beast Killjoy Orc 95 100 100 89 94 100 100
Wretch Bloodsaw Skeleton 70 66 75 78 64 82 87
Stronga Noff Robot 62 66 68 73 47 76 72

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bro Hatin Alien 82 84 83 84 93 82 86
Amillion Slay Alien 82 83 82 84 83 81 83
Farty Burns Alien 80 75 86 86 85 79 81
Grody Rehensible Skeleton 68 72 58 72 66 67 72
Spike Killton Skeleton 66 66 73 67 63 68 62
Random Licksin Skeleton 60 75 63 60 67 67 76

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Grindin Lazer Robot 92 93 96 100 100 79 91
Maim Scaryass Skeleton 83 76 94 87 93 82 81
B.B. Snott Robot 79 95 79 81 81 72 87
Spud Ghastly Skeleton 72 80 77 83 82 65 77
Archer Goats Robot 68 64 75 65 72 63 78
Cinch Killems Robot 63 73 65 60 72 64 79
Savage Butcher Robot 48 42 50 56 49 62 42

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Spike Bitchel Alien 82 97 86 84 83 75 81
Strong Cravis Robot 65 70 72 68 73 72 68
Scottymoe Yomamaho Robot 60 78 50 80 50 54 66
Mobster Molten Skeleton 59 57 67 69 66 68 68
J.J. Killbox Robot 56 62 57 69 65 58 68

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Gist Roswell Robot 77 86 79 86

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Fatan Harry Skeleton 84 92 84 86

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Vile Fiend Alien 83 81 91 87 85

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Player References

  • Quarterback Viral Gutter is a reference to the viral gut infection.
  • Enforcer Stronga Noff could either be a pun on the Russian dish, stroganoff, or a play on words to mean "strong enough."

Team Trivia

  • The team is a spiritual successor to the Psycho Slashers from the original Mutant League Football.
  • They are one of the four teams that don't have Mutant-Humans. The other three are the Vultures, the Evils and the Panzers.
  • In real life, the steelhead is a type of trout that can be found on the west coast of the United States, despite the team being from the eastern US.
    • Coincidentally, there is a team in the ECHL called the Idaho Steelheads.

See also[edit | edit source]