Cardinal Sins

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The Cardinal Sins are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. The team is a parody of the Arizona Cardinals. Their logo is a Cardinal with an eyepatch and two bones crossing behind. This is a locked team unlocked by winning a cumulative ten games. This team is already unlocked for players in the console version. Their stadium is University of Chimera Stadium situated in Tombstone, Scarizona and is a parody of State Farm Stadium, the formerly named University of Phoenix Stadium.

The Cardinals have a devastating, hard hitting defense led by Killpatrick Beaterson and Tyrant Wrathspew, two defenders who can shut down offense cold. On offense the Sins have a bruising ground game with one of the best running backs in the league, Rabid Bloodstun. Their Quarterback, Arson Emblamer has seen better days, but still has enough left in his arm to burn defense deep. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

Blood Bolts by Brian Schmidt

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Scary Double-Barrel
#11 Wide Receiver
Killpatrick Beaterson
#21 Cover back
Slaydrian Beaterson
#23 Running back
Rabid Bloodstun
#31 Running back
Tyrant Wrathspew
#32 Safety

OVERALL: 75

Offense: 80
Defense: 79
Special Teams: 66

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Arson Embalmer Robot 78 77 92 75 82 90
Brew Phantom Human 60 57 86 63 77 49
John Tweedy Alien 58 50 75 59 64 65
Shame Blabber Human 56 51 72 57 75 49
Lucy Fur Human 50 48 65 55 70 50

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Rabid Bloodstun* Alien 96 100 100 100 94 91 96
Alien Hellington Alien 63 65 61 59 72 83 67
M-Bomb Alien 62 78 74 55 73 73 50
Slaydrian Beaterson Skeleton 62 51 66 55 72 68 78
Kerplunk Chillins Human 52 42 44 56 70 57 62

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Scary Double-barrel* Alien 90 100 100 82 81 94
B.B. Smellsome Alien 74 76 76 81 84 79
Melt Down Alien 72 68 75 86 88 73
Moron Crown Robot 68 83 77 77 75 58
Smitten Moleman Human 56 44 72 69 67 53
Rad Chilliems Skeleton 50 47 76 50 60 47


Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Insane Thrashem Human 65 75 78 65 57 75
Destroy Wreckless Robot 63 50 74 50 43 68
Adam Starcaster Human 59 78 76 55 55 46
Killer Kenny Human 55 69 76 50 53 47

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
J-Rod Voltaire Robot 84 94 82 86 92 85
Spike Illuminati Robot 78 77 91 75 81 86
F.U. Ripley Robot 76 72 85 81 79 84
Neven Chrome Human 64 68 73 75 66 66
Von Spaetzle Human 62 63 75 62 62 63
J.D. Stumpys Robot 62 63 75 62 62 63

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
Zombie Hunter Robot 92 97 93 92 89 100 100
Duke Nukemdiche Robot 75 74 81 83 75 86 72
Mosh Burrow Human 75 78 81 71 67 80 100
Gory Bleeders Robot 74 84 86 89 59 89 78
Ferocity Bloodsucker Human 72 81 73 76 59 67 100
Ghoulson Derriere Robot 67 63 78 70 56 64 100

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Burp Ripski Robot 77 71 87 86 43 91 100
Shadow Moses Orc 75 73 73 81 71 86 83
Scythe Guillotine Robot 70 65 76 83 59 82 86
Killer McDiller Human 55 63 50 48 50 75 73

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Killpatrick Beaterson* Alien 90 97 97 84 93 94 91
Branded Shrilliams Robot 75 89 85 68 73 74 76
Trama Killiams Alien 72 66 62 81 83 73 79
Crustin Deathsmell Robot 70 78 72 60 71 75 68
Brawnold Malort Human 68 78 65 64 74 66 75
Hunter Predator Robot 59 45 43 57 72 73 62

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Scrambler Bones Robot 89 89 88 91 100 84 97
Drone Buccaneer Robot 79 78 81 74 91 79 82
Farcus Bolden Robot 78 85 73 86 84 71 84
Narcos Panzy Robot 70 50 83 72 75 72 72
Assassin WreckIt Human 70 74 75 75 73 65 72
Squash Burns Human 58 69 50 56 59 55 72

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Tyrant Wrathspew* Alien 80 86 88 86 76 79 86
Cryon Stanch Alien 72 88 64 65 74 72 85
Entwine Deatheata Robot 70 77 75 74 68 59 76
Brudda Breaker Human 70 76 71 71 65 65 64
Derailer Alien 62 56 50 50 81 71 67

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Kill Bossin Robot 50 35 50 79

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Handsy Spree Human 77 80 84 86

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Quickz Speedster Alien 70 65 84 77 71

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Player References

  • Enforcer Shadow Moses is a reference to Shadow Moses Island, a fictional island in the Metal Gear Solid series that is located in the Fox Archipelago.
  • Quarterback Lucy Fur is a play on words on Lucifer, AKA Satan.

Team Trivia

  • In real life, the Cardinal Sins is a grouping and classification of vices within teachings of Christianity.
  • Throughout the vanilla and Dynasty editions of the game the team has been in the Independent Division of the Mutant Conference. This is a reference to their real life counterparts' rivalry with the Seahawks and tenure in the NFC East from 1970-2001.

See also[edit | edit source]