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Croakland Invaders

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The Croakland Invaders are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Oakland Raiders (NFL) as well as the Oakland Invaders (USFL). The team consists of Skeletal Deadheads with one Monster Orc. Their logo is a skeleton on a shield with two chainsaws crossing behind the head. Their stadium is The Hell Hole situated in Croakland, Crazedzonia and is a parody of the Oakland-Alameda Coliseum.

The Croakland Invaders are a storied and historic franchise with a rabid fan base. They are a team made up entirely of undead skeletons with the exception of their newly acquired orc running back, Martian Beast. All-Star QB, Rave Scar is taking the team to new heights behind a bruising offensive line. The Invaders are the dirtiest and most penalized teams in the league, "Lie, Cheat and Kill" is their team motto. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

A Frame of Mind by Soul Sychedelics and Myke Singleton

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Martian Beast
#24 Running back
Rave Scar
#4 Quarterback
Svengali Trooper
#89 Receiver
Reggae Hellsent
#27 Safety
Maulie Smack
#52 Line Basher

OVERALL: 80

Offense: 82
Defense: 78
Special Teams: 79

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Rave Scar* Skeleton 86 88 91 82 91 94
Bomber Crook Skeleton 64 60 72 61 74 68
ZJ Cartel Skeleton 62 51 76 69 75 61
Hellis Angel Skeleton 60 50 75 68 68 71
Deth Nightslayer Skeleton 58 50 71 67 67 50

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Martian Beast* Orc 86 100 100 81 86 64 100
KaBlamdre Squashington Skeleton 66 73 68 66 73 61 82
VanHalen Skitzold Skeleton 68 100 68 58 71 69 79
Dirk Rugged Skeleton 54 65 50 41 76 61 50
Howard DryBones Skeleton 44 42 49 36 46 68 57

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Svengalli Trooper* Skeleton 92 100 91 91 84 100
Reichel Scabbyknee Skeleton 86 100 94 86 74 94
Hellbound Soul Skeleton 66 77 83 74 67 54
Death Robbers Skeleton 62 69 76 64 64 68
Niro Madigan Skeleton 60 61 76 62 65 69
Edje Swift Skeleton 60 53 71 72 65 52
Goradell Splatterson Skeleton 58 52 72 50 62 50


Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Arid Cook Skeleton 73 89 72 67 60 73
Kurt Parietal Skeleton 63 78 75 51 57 61
Rustin Scarvey Skeleton 57 50 75 54 52 50
Flea Spitts Skeleton 57 46 72 55 52 49

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Abe Klaxton Skeleton 82 94 86 82 86 88
Kimchi Boozemele Skeleton 76 75 84 78 83 85
Waddle Zen Skeleton 68 78 75 78 66 75
Hardy Bloodson Skeleton 82 81 84 88 91 88
Harshman Brewhouse Skeleton 66 77 69 72 70 71
Shecky Bilious Skeleton 48 52 48 51 55 55

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
Maulie Smack* Skeleton 99 100 100 93 100 100 100
Rustin Jealous Skeleton 77 84 89 78 72 84 82
Vicario Deadwood Skeleton 75 84 74 75 72 88 88
Jihady Gore Skeleton 65 68 74 69 47 61 100
Deadeye Lederhosen Skeleton 64 65 78 74 55 64 74
Scarius Chasm Skeleton 49 62 67 64 41 65 10

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Grim Reaper Skeleton 84 89 87 100 72 96 84
Menacer Cannon Skeleton 57 47 64 63 63 68 68
Midnight Rambler Skeleton 64 50 59 78 53 86 88

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
J.T. Scary Skeleton 63 66 70 61 66 72 69
Hated Hammerson Skeleton 76 79 87 78 81 88 72
Brawn Myth Skeleton 79 83 82 82 87 90 71
Blareon Brawlee Skeleton 60 72 70 64 61 65 65
Bob Weird Skeleton 59 68 60 68 61 65 68
Chester McFondle Skeleton 59 76 68 50 63 66 62

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Snarksmell Glee Skeleton 72 83 71 86 78 78 63
Bruise Swervin Skeleton 85 84 92 91 94 93 73
Sickclaws Sorrow Skeleton 58 62 56 62 63 61 59
Zen Weenie Skeleton 66 74 75 67 75 68 65
Bled Ignatz Skeleton 50 49 53 50 62 50 54
Gory Maims Skeleton 59 66 50 68 68 62 62

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Reggae Hellsent* Skeleton 89 93 93 91 83 81 93
Snarl Brosef Skeleton 65 75 60 66 72 77 73
Colby SpillItOnYou Skeleton 59 63 68 55 61 73 62
Grief McKill Skeleton 65 71 68 70 75 77 55
Ash Carcass Skeleton 53 64 50 50 57 56 50

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Sebastard Bootitoutski Skeleton 90 92 93 92

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Marcus Sling Skeleton 73 82 80 78

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Blained Death Skeleton 73 75 81 76 73

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Player References

  • Running Back Howard DryBones is a reference to the Dry Bones enemies from the Super Mario series. He is also named after longtime fan of MFL and Nintendo, Christian Howard.
  • Enforcer Midnight Rambler is a reference to the Rolling Stones song and chic underground cocktail bar in Dallas, Texas of the same name.

Team Trivia

  • The team is a spiritual successor to the Deathskin Razors from the original Mutant League Football.

See also[edit | edit source]