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Insane Cults

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The Insane Cults are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Indianapolis Colts. Their logo is a mutant with a mohawk and a blue pentagram on the forehead. Team colours are white, blue, gray and black. Their stadium is Mucous Asylum Stadium situated in Looneyapolis, Craziana and is a parody of Lucas Oil Stadium.

The Cults started as a rogue tribe wandering the Midwest wastelands following their leader Slobber Hearsay, who claimed to have regular visitations by demons who told him the secrets of the universe, and to form a team and then move from one location to another. Their All-Star QB Andspew Upchuck is one of the league's best passers behind a porous offensive line. The Cults pray that one day they will have a defense. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Andspew Upchuck
#12 Quarterback
T.Y. Hellbent
#13 Receiver

OVERALL: 70

Offense: 73
Defense: 64
Special Teams: 72

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Andspew Upchuck* Orc 90 77 100 91 100 94
Ya'homie Brisket Skeleton 68 60 82 75 75 65
Winston Wyckoff Alien 64 56 75 62 68 82
Silver Moon Orc 60 50 83 76 76 34
Rott Tolkien Human 60 53 77 67 76 59

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Spank Gore Orc 53 52 55 38 75 60 76
Madd Dogg Human 58 67 74 61 77 50 50
Slobbert Turbo Orc 50 46 49 46 72 55 72
Martian Smack Skeleton 60 59 66 61 72 65 74
Ratt Bones Skeleton 50 59 56 36 75 52 52

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Absconde Thief Alien 68 79 86 75 75 59
T.Y. Hellbent Alien 90 99 94 100 94 89
Smash Smoggles Skeleton 68 82 83 79 70 52
Splatt Razor Alien 64 55 78 83 67 68
Crown Slay Alien 64 72 73 79 68 54
Fester Dodgers Orc 52 54 75 69 59 39
Scar Achen Alien 58 49 75 74 74 45


Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Branded Killiams Orc 60 72 81 48 49 50
Duncan Bodycart Orc 58 74 74 47 47 44
Vitas Varnas Human 59 73 88 50 50 46
Fatt Spoil Human 55 72 74 56 53 45

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Dyin Smelly Human 60 61 59 71 54 72
Insanity Costanza Orc 86 100 100 93 67 88
Bendzhell Hood Orc 76 91 91 84 56 74
Deyspawn Bombed Orc 46 58 48 48 40 72
Scaremy Voodooitch Human 62 78 69 73 60 70
Slack Spewart Human 46 58 48 55 33 63

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
Pal Bloods Orc 60 58 65 72 58 74 68
Leviathan Stankins Orc 74 89 83 78 74 76 78
Remi Bamerson Human 62 84 72 59 54 65 69
Moron Grimway Orc 57 47 57 84 52 75 59
Rover Spewert Orc 45 38 48 72 43 65 38
Argus Blunt Human 67 78 85 59 72 68 71

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Killer Konrad Human 70 74 84 84 10 81 100
Great Kukuruzza Orc 67 72 72 79 39 69 100
Pig Vicious Alien 57 69 68 57 42 68 78

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bashon Hellvin Alien 72 80 75 79 86 78 77
Varmint Rabies Skeleton 46 52 39 49 58 67 46
Feral Despair Skeleton 48 43 37 52 65 65 49
Hate Hairystun Skeleton 52 56 39 57 69 66 53
Bliss Killton Alien 52 43 43 46 75 72 63
Shea McWeapon Alien 52 53 49 49 64 71 51

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Cabal Shard Skeleton 70 86 85 49 85 68 79
Khan Hyman Human 70 82 87 66 76 59 73
Barkchievous Dingo Skeleton 40 48 39 33 46 55 53
Spawn Gross Skeleton 58 68 68 46 62 65 66
Romeo Horrison Orc 42 48 48 32 50 75 40
Bomb Toxic Skeleton 45 49 56 37 59 51 45

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bilous Farty Skeleton 69 81 52 74 75 62 84
Satan Leathers Alien 50 43 58 49 72 72 59
Madfreak Cooker Alien 75 84 68 72 83 81 75
Demonicus Cutter Alien 53 57 59 57 79 66 56
Beaux Rougarou Skeleton 58 67 56 55 62 66 62

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Madman Vinascary Human 83 86 85 94

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Rigatoni Blanchez Orc 67 78 68 75

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Tiki Tombs Human 65 66 88 72 52

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Overall[edit | edit source]

  • The team name is a reference to the Insane Cultist enemies from Earthbound.
  • The team is a reference to the original Mutant League Football being a cult classic, due to the combination of monsters, mayhem, and gridiron gameplay.
  • The team is a homage to the Killer Konvicts from the orginal Mutant Leauge Football.
  • Offense player Vitas Varnas is named in reference to the real-life actor, writer and producer of the same name.[1]

Vanilla Version[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Teams

References[edit | edit source]