Insane Cults

The Insane Cults are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Indianapolis Colts. Their logo is a mutant with a mohawk and a blue pentagram on the forehead. Team colours are white, blue, gray and black. Their stadium is Mucous Asylum Stadium situated in Looneyapolis, Craziana and is a parody of Lucas Oil Stadium.

The Cults started as a rogue tribe wandering the Midwest wastelands following their leader Slobber Hearsay, who claimed to have regular visitations by demons who told him the secrets of the universe, and to form a team and then move from one location to another. Their All-Star QB Andspew Upchuck is one of the league's best passers behind a porous offensive line. The Cults pray that one day they will have a defense. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

All-Stars

Andspew Upchuck

#12 Quarterback

T.Y. Hellbent

#13 Receiver

OVERALL: 70

Offense: 73

Defense: 64

Special Teams: 72

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Bombs Away
• Warp Speed

Defense:

• Berserk
• Hot Potato

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Andspew Upchuck*	Orc	90	77	100	91	100	94
Ya'homie Brisket	Skeleton	68	60	82	75	75	65
Winston Wyckoff	Alien	64	56	75	62	68	82
Silver Moon	Orc	60	50	83	76	76	34
Rott Tolkien	Human	60	53	77	67	76	59

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Spank Gore	Orc	53	52	55	38	75	60	76
Madd Dogg	Human	58	67	74	61	77	50	50
Slobbert Turbo	Orc	50	46	49	46	72	55	72
Martian Smack	Skeleton	60	59	66	61	72	65	74
Ratt Bones	Skeleton	50	59	56	36	75	52	52

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Absconde Thief	Alien	68	79	86	75	75	59
T.Y. Hellbent	Alien	90	99	94	100	94	89
Smash Smoggles	Skeleton	68	82	83	79	70	52
Splatt Razor	Alien	64	55	78	83	67	68
Crown Slay	Alien	64	72	73	79	68	54
Fester Dodgers	Orc	52	54	75	69	59	39
Scar Achen	Alien	58	49	75	74	74	45

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Branded Killiams	Orc	60	72	81	48	49	50
Duncan Bodycart	Orc	58	74	74	47	47	44
Vitas Varnas	Human	59	73	88	50	50	46
Fatt Spoil	Human	55	72	74	56	53	45

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Dyin Smelly	Human	60	61	59	71	54	72
Insanity Costanza	Orc	86	100	100	93	67	88
Bendzhell Hood	Orc	76	91	91	84	56	74
Deyspawn Bombed	Orc	46	58	48	48	40	72
Scaremy Voodooitch	Human	62	78	69	73	60	70
Slack Spewart	Human	46	58	48	55	33	63

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Pal Bloods	Orc	60	58	65	72	58	74	68
Leviathan Stankins	Orc	74	89	83	78	74	76	78
Remi Bamerson	Human	62	84	72	59	54	65	69
Moron Grimway	Orc	57	47	57	84	52	75	59
Rover Spewert	Orc	45	38	48	72	43	65	38
Argus Blunt	Human	67	78	85	59	72	68	71

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Killer Konrad	Human	70	74	84	84	10	81	100
Great Kukuruzza	Orc	67	72	72	79	39	69	100
Pig Vicious	Alien	57	69	68	57	42	68	78

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bashon Hellvin	Alien	72	80	75	79	86	78	77
Varmint Rabies	Skeleton	46	52	39	49	58	67	46
Feral Despair	Skeleton	48	43	37	52	65	65	49
Hate Hairystun	Skeleton	52	56	39	57	69	66	53
Bliss Killton	Alien	52	43	43	46	75	72	63
Shea McWeapon	Alien	52	53	49	49	64	71	51

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Cabal Shard	Skeleton	70	86	85	49	85	68	79
Khan Hyman	Human	70	82	87	66	76	59	73
Barkchievous Dingo	Skeleton	40	48	39	33	46	55	53
Spawn Gross	Skeleton	58	68	68	46	62	65	66
Romeo Horrison	Orc	42	48	48	32	50	75	40
Bomb Toxic	Skeleton	45	49	56	37	59	51	45

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bilous Farty	Skeleton	69	81	52	74	75	62	84
Satan Leathers	Alien	50	43	58	49	72	72	59
Madfreak Cooker	Alien	75	84	68	72	83	81	75
Demonicus Cutter	Alien	53	57	59	57	79	66	56
Beaux Rougarou	Skeleton	58	67	56	55	62	66	62

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Madman Vinascary	Human	83	86	85	94

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Rigatoni Blanchez	Orc	67	78	68	75

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Tiki Tombs	Human	65	66	88	72	52

Trivia

Overall

• The team name is a reference to the Insane Cultist enemies from Earthbound.
• The team is a reference to the original Mutant League Football being a cult classic, due to the combination of monsters, mayhem, and gridiron gameplay.
  • It is also a reference to Memorial Stadium, nicknamed "The World's Largest Outdoor Insane Asylum", during the Colts' tenures there.
• The team is a homage to the Killer Konvicts from the orginal Mutant Leauge Football.
• Offense player Vitas Varnas is named in reference to the real-life actor, writer and producer of the same name.

Vanilla Version

• They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Hellboys, the Chronic, the Maniacs and the Tyrants.

See also

Teams