Killadelphia Evils
The Killadelphia Evils are one of the teams in Mutant Football League, added on February 1st, 2018 in time for the Mayhem Bowl against the Nuked London Hatriots (to mimic the real-life Super Bowl LII). The team is a parody of the Philadelphia Eagles. Their symbol is a horned gray demon holding the word "Evils" against a green background. Their stadium is Too Big to Fail Financial Stadium situated in Killadelphia, Pennsylvania and is a parody of Lincoln Financial Field.
The Killadelphia Evils are led by their young All-Star Quarterback Arsen Tense and a talented group of runningbacks and receivers. However it is their defense which strikes fear into their opponents. They are a young, fast, and hard hitting defense with play makers at every position. The Evils are primed to be one of the elite teams in the league and if anyone disagrees -- their fanatical fans will pound you into believing. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)
Theme[edit | edit source]
All-Stars[edit | edit source]
- Arson Tense
- #11 Quarterback
- Ashloch Smashley
- #17 Receiver
- Falcon Stankins
- #27 Safety
- Belcher Roxx
- #91 Blitzer
OVERALL: 88
- Offense: 88
- Defense: 89
- Special Teams: 87
Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]
Offense:
Defense:
Player Stats[edit | edit source]
Offense:
Quarterbacks
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Throwing Velocity (TVC) | Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) | Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) | Throwing Power (THP) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Arson Tense* | Robot | 90 | 94 | 100 | 87 | 96 | 95 |
| Hate Sudafed | Robot | 62 | 63 | 77 | 66 | 68 | 66 |
| Grim Cynic | Skeleton | 56 | 50 | 75 | 60 | 67 | 55 |
| Sick Souls | Skeleton | 80 | 84 | 91 | 79 | 82 | 87 |
Running Backs
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Break Tackles(BT) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Toughness (TGH) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Prey Aslayi | Alien | 85 | 86 | 92 | 92 | 81 | 79 | 91 |
| Barren Souls | Skeleton | 68 | 77 | 61 | 80 | 81 | 80 | 63 |
| Justin Kintbreaker | Robot | 69 | 72 | 71 | 90 | 78 | 67 | 79 |
| Rolling Blunts | Orc | 73 | 65 | 84 | 100 | 80 | 52 | 92 |
| Schmendal Hardwood | Orc | 59 | 46 | 65 | 75 | 75 | 59 | 83 |
| Gory Cement | Robot | 66 | 78 | 63 | 76 | 76 | 73 | 64 |
Receivers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashloch Smashley* | Alien | 86 | 91 | 94 | 92 | 82 | 81 |
| Gory Scythe | Alien | 74 | 67 | 84 | 84 | 81 | 74 |
| Hellsent Strangler | Alien | 82 | 81 | 94 | 96 | 82 | 72 |
| Drak Maulins | Skeleton | 62 | 66 | 77 | 65 | 70 | 66 |
| Mucus Brawnson | Skeleton | 66 | 71 | 78 | 67 | 64 | 74 |
| Wussy Pain | Robot | 56 | 49 | 63 | 64 | 72 | 57 |
Bruise Receivers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dent Relic | Orc | 68 | 63 | 73 | 64 | 53 | 57 |
| Slay Hurtin | Skeleton | 75 | 92 | 88 | 64 | 51 | 68 |
| Nutshack Hurtz | Robot | 83 | 94 | 88 | 65 | 59 | 81 |
| Willie Frown | Orc | 56 | 47 | 69 | 53 | 47 | 40 |
Guards
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Pass Blocking (PBK) | Run Blocking (RBK) | Downfield Blocking (DBK) | Intelligence (INT) | Toughness (TGH) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Branded Crooks | Robot | 92 | 100 | 92 | 93 | 91 | 93 |
| The Bodyguard | Orc | 96 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 85 | 100 |
| Mason Belche | Orc | 94 | 100 | 100 | 94 | 82 | 100 |
| Stuffin Wisenheimer | Robot | 74 | 73 | 91 | 78 | 64 | 82 |
| Lame Maulson | Orc | 86 | 100 | 93 | 83 | 73 | 91 |
| Wannahachalugi Matai | Orc | 52 | 58 | 67 | 54 | 39 | 76 |
Defense:
Blitzers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Toughness (TGH) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Belcher Roxx* | Orc | 95 | 93 | 100 | 100 | 92 | 100 | 94 |
| Random Slam | Robot | 92 | 100 | 100 | 86 | 91 | 92 | 91 |
| Vinny Scurry | Robot | 87 | 91 | 94 | 84 | 85 | 92 | 91 |
| Barbaric Scammet | Skeleton | 77 | 88 | 90 | 73 | 82 | 76 | 83 |
| Kris Shlong | Orc | 85 | 91 | 91 | 85 | 88 | 89 | 92 |
| Grim Journeyman | Orc | 87 | 87 | 100 | 88 | 82 | 86 | 100 |
Enforcers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Aggressiveness (AGR) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carnage Raiser | Orc | 92 | 91 | 97 | 92 | 83 | 100 | 100 |
| Scythe Grimblood | Skeleton | 87 | 96 | 100 | 86 | 83 | 84 | 97 |
| Bugsy Stryfe | Robot | 73 | 73 | 82 | 82 | 65 | 77 | 82 |
Cover Backs
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| McRonald Barfy | Alien | 90 | 100 | 91 | 93 | 92 | 81 | 92 |
| Talon Kills | Alien | 85 | 94 | 82 | 92 | 91 | 84 | 85 |
| Hatchet Rottenson | Alien | 90 | 100 | 97 | 97 | 95 | 85 | 93 |
| Wimpy Groans | Robot | 53 | 48 | 54 | 49 | 75 | 74 | 67 |
| Kidney Bones | Skeleton | 60 | 68 | 66 | 63 | 72 | 68 | 65 |
| Ratsuey Thugless | Alien | 78 | 82 | 78 | 85 | 97 | 81 | 73 |
Line Bashers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Block Shedding (BSH) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sickel Brainwrecks | Robot | 92 | 99 | 95 | 94 | 100 | 92 | 85 |
| Angel Boredom | Robot | 85 | 98 | 85 | 84 | 98 | 87 | 86 |
| Warden Bricks | Skeleton | 76 | 79 | 81 | 77 | 84 | 79 | 83 |
| Shamu Bougie-Kill | Alien | 76 | 88 | 84 | 86 | 86 | 67 | 81 |
| Scandal Hellerbe | Orc | 56 | 64 | 66 | 49 | 63 | 62 | 58 |
| Bro Stalker | Skeleton | 65 | 69 | 63 | 72 | 72 | 63 | 67 |
Safeties
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Falcon Stankins* | Alien | 94 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 91 | 87 | 100 |
| Gus Pukas | Orc | 52 | 50 | 41 | 65 | 50 | 50 | 63 |
| Gory Slam | Skeleton | 78 | 91 | 78 | 92 | 75 | 70 | 81 |
| Rotting Cloud | Alien | 85 | 91 | 84 | 91 | 83 | 75 | 94 |
| Splits Mangles | Robot | 59 | 62 | 63 | 50 | 61 | 65 | 68 |
Special Teams:
Kickers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Onsides Kicking (OSK) | Kicking Accuracy (KAC) | Kicking Power (KPW) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Faded Purges | Alien | 83 | 92 | 78 | 92 |
| Snake Helliot | Skeleton | 80 | 86 | 87 | 87 |
Punters
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Punting Accuracy (PAC) | Punt Hangtime (HNG) | Punting Power (PPW) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrawnie Moans | Robot | 90 | 94 | 94 | 92 |
Burn Returners
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Break Tackles (BT) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bonbon Burner | Alien | 88 | 84 | 91 | 84 | 100 |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Player References
- Guard The Bodyguard is a reference to the following:
- A 1944 Tom and Jerry short.
- A 1948 crime film noir directed by Richard Fleischer.
- A 1973 Japanese film starring Sonny Chiba.
- A 1979 Soviet Red Western film.
- A 1992 American film starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston, which it was adapted twenty years later into a stage musical.
- A 2004 Thai wire fu action-comedy
- A 2011 Hindi action masala film starring Salman Khan and Kareena Kapoor
- A 2016 Iranian thriller film directed by Ebrahim Hatamikia
- A 2016 Hong Kong film
- A Japanese professional wrestler
- Guard Wannahachalugi Matai is a parody of Mount Wannahockaloogie, the volcano bubbler fish tank ornament from Finding Nemo.
Team Trivia
- The team is a spiritual successor to the Screaming Evils from the original Mutant League Football.
- The team is called the Killidelphia Lethals in team stats.
- If the player chooses the team in season mode, they replace the Deadlanta Vultures in the Corporate division of the Monster Conference, to mimic the real life NFC East.
- They are one of the four teams whose roster doesn't contain Mutant-Humans, the others being the Steelheads, the Vultures and the Panzers.
- The Liberty Bells in the stadium near the endzone are a reference to Globe Life Park in Arlington, the home of the MLB's Texas Rangers, when it was called Ameriquest Field during 2004-2007.
- They are the only team in the game with two kickers. They're also the only team in the game with four quarterbacks instead of five.
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