Lost Wages Invaders

The Lost Wages Invaders are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Las Vegas Raiders (NFL) as well as the Oakland Invaders (USFL). The team consists of Skeletal Deadheads with one Monster Orc. Their logo is a skeleton on a shield with two chainsaws crossing behind the head. Their stadium is The Hell Hole situated in Croakland, Crazedzonia and is a parody of the Oakland-Alameda Coliseum.

The Croakland Invaders are a storied and historic franchise with a rabid fan base. They are a team made up entirely of undead skeletons with the exception of their newly acquired orc running back, Martian Beast. All-Star QB, Rave Scar is taking the team to new heights behind a bruising offensive line. The Invaders are the dirtiest and most penalized teams in the league, "Lie, Cheat and Kill" is their team motto. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme

A Frame of Mind by Soul Sychedelics and Myke Singleton

All-Stars

Martian Beast

#24 Running back

Rave Scar

#4 Quarterback

Svengali Trooper

#89 Receiver

Reggae Hellsent

#27 Safety

Maulie Smack

#52 Line Basher

OVERALL: 80

Offense: 82

Defense: 78

Special Teams: 79

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Beast Boost
• Chainsaw Massacre

Defense:

• QB Sack Attack
• Zap Attack

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Rave Scar*	Skeleton	86	88	91	82	91	94
Bomber Crook	Skeleton	64	60	72	61	74	68
ZJ Cartel	Skeleton	62	51	76	69	75	61
Hellis Angel	Skeleton	60	50	75	68	68	71
Deth Nightslayer	Skeleton	58	50	71	67	67	50

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Martian Beast*	Orc	86	100	100	81	86	64	100
KaBlamdre Squashington	Skeleton	66	73	68	66	73	61	82
VanHalen Skitzold	Skeleton	68	100	68	58	71	69	79
Dirk Rugged	Skeleton	54	65	50	41	76	61	50
Howard DryBones	Skeleton	44	42	49	36	46	68	57

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Svengalli Trooper*	Skeleton	92	100	91	91	84	100
Reichel Scabbyknee	Skeleton	86	100	94	86	74	94
Hellbound Soul	Skeleton	66	77	83	74	67	54
Death Robbers	Skeleton	62	69	76	64	64	68
Niro Madigan	Skeleton	60	61	76	62	65	69
Edje Swift	Skeleton	60	53	71	72	65	52
Goradell Splatterson	Skeleton	58	52	72	50	62	50

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Arid Cook	Skeleton	73	89	72	67	60	73
Kurt Parietal	Skeleton	63	78	75	51	57	61
Rustin Scarvey	Skeleton	57	50	75	54	52	50
Flea Spitts	Skeleton	57	46	72	55	52	49

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Abe Klaxton	Skeleton	82	94	86	82	86	88
Kimchi Boozemele	Skeleton	76	75	84	78	83	85
Waddle Zen	Skeleton	68	78	75	78	66	75
Hardy Bloodson	Skeleton	82	81	84	88	91	88
Harshman Brewhouse	Skeleton	66	77	69	72	70	71
Shecky Bilious	Skeleton	48	52	48	51	55	55

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Maulie Smack*	Skeleton	99	100	100	93	100	100	100
Rustin Jealous	Skeleton	77	84	89	78	72	84	82
Vicario Deadwood	Skeleton	75	84	74	75	72	88	88
Jihady Gore	Skeleton	65	68	74	69	47	61	100
Deadeye Lederhosen	Skeleton	64	65	78	74	55	64	74
Scarius Chasm	Skeleton	49	62	67	64	41	65	10

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Grim Reaper	Skeleton	84	89	87	100	72	96	84
Menacer Cannon	Skeleton	57	47	64	63	63	68	68
Midnight Rambler	Skeleton	64	50	59	78	53	86	88

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
J.T. Scary	Skeleton	63	66	70	61	66	72	69
Hated Hammerson	Skeleton	76	79	87	78	81	88	72
Brawn Myth	Skeleton	79	83	82	82	87	90	71
Blareon Brawlee	Skeleton	60	72	70	64	61	65	65
Bob Weird	Skeleton	59	68	60	68	61	65	68
Chester McFondle	Skeleton	59	76	68	50	63	66	62

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Snarksmell Glee	Skeleton	72	83	71	86	78	78	63
Bruise Swervin	Skeleton	85	84	92	91	94	93	73
Sickclaws Sorrow	Skeleton	58	62	56	62	63	61	59
Zen Weenie	Skeleton	66	74	75	67	75	68	65
Bled Ignatz	Skeleton	50	49	53	50	62	50	54
Gory Maims	Skeleton	59	66	50	68	68	62	62

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Reggae Hellsent*	Skeleton	89	93	93	91	83	81	93
Snarl Brosef	Skeleton	65	75	60	66	72	77	73
Colby SpillItOnYou	Skeleton	59	63	68	55	61	73	62
Grief McKill	Skeleton	65	71	68	70	75	77	55
Ash Carcass	Skeleton	53	64	50	50	57	56	50

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Sebastard Bootitoutski	Skeleton	90	92	93	92

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Marcus Sling	Skeleton	73	82	80	78

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Blained Death	Skeleton	73	75	81	76	73

Trivia

Player References

• Running Back Howard DryBones is a reference to the Dry Bones enemies from the Super Mario series. He is also named after longtime fan of MFL and Nintendo, Christian Howard.
• Enforcer Midnight Rambler is a reference to the Rolling Stones song and chic underground cocktail bar in Dallas, Texas of the same name.

Team Trivia

• The team is a spiritual successor to the Deathskin Razors from the original Mutant League Football.
• In Oakland Raiders team transformed into the Las Vegas Raiders beginning in the 2020 NFL season. The Croakland Invaders have become the Lost Wages Invaders to reflect this change.

See also

• Teams