Mile High Chronic

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The Mile High Chronic are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Denver Broncos. Their logo is an orange eye with white wings, surrounded by flames one a dark blue background. This was originally a locked team (unlocked by winning a game by forfeit), but it is now unlocked as of the Dynasty Update. In the console version, this team is already unlocked. Their stadium is No Authority Field situated in Indica Springs, Colorado and is a parody of Sports Authority Field, which is currently named Broncos Stadium at Mile High.

The Chronic has one of the most feared and intimidating defenses in the league led by their All-Star Blitzer, Von Killer, but they have lost All-Star talent in the secondary due to free agency. It's anyone's guess how dominant the defense will be this year. On offense, they have acquired Quarterback journeyman, Headcase Screamen to lead this team back to relevance. The Chronic play on a psychedelic field, high on a mountain top surrounded by poppy fields. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Von Killer
#58 Line basher
Fist Harrass
#25 Cover back
Crib Adlib
#21 Cover back
Nefarious Comet
#88 Wide Receiver

OVERALL: 74

Offense: 63
Defense: 93
Special Teams: 65

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Clever Simian Skeleton 56 61 78 58 70 49
Pigskin Peelman Skeleton 54 50 80 55 60 50
BAZ Human 54 55 72 59 65 46
Hackem N. Lynched Alien 54 48 72 54 72 43
Brock Lobster Human 50 57 69 48 59 55

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
D.J. Slanderson Orc 63 73 65 66 84 53 81
Dandy Jonbitch Human 53 39 63 66 75 51 68
Detonate Boomer Skeleton 53 46 49 64 76 55 66
Jabrawl Snarls Skeleton 52 29 59 50 76 65 62
Donatello Slenderman Orc 52 33 60 62 75 44 73

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Nefarious Comet* Alien 84 94 98 86 83 82
Gnarlius Slander Alien 76 77 91 83 79 80
Slobbert Worstman Skeleton 62 79 76 65 62 52
Grody Splatimer Alien 56 20 78 75 73 67
Penny Howler Skeleton 50 27 72 64 58 55
Gored'Em Impaler Skeleton 54 52 68 65 62 50

Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Gerbal Spleen Orc 53 25 75 57 46 36
Bomb Pillage Skeleton 50 35 75 50 53 55
Olif Marshmellow Human 48 55 74 55 50 44
Seth Skewerman Human 46 30 78 67 55 57

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Awful Teary Orc 52 66 52 50 35 83
Splat Manvise Human 72 76 71 86 73 79
Garrish Boiles Orc 48 56 65 36 32 75
Axe Gorecia Human 48 49 61 44 47 64
Talon Robber Orc 50 49 70 49 49 78
Fenwick Swatson Orc 48 55 49 52 37 73

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
Madman Gothis Human 85 94 100 76 84 75 100
Wrecked Wolf Orc 92 100 100 85 93 90 100
DontMatta Stinko Orc 87 92 100 86 88 79 100
Arid Sick Human 79 92 89 71 72 80 91
Hack Spur Orc 64 55 66 72 62 78 76
Vyle Neato Orc 85 100 97 78 83 87 94

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Biggie Shockwave Orc 92 100 100 93 82 95 94
Magus Moribound Orc 84 88 95 86 79 96 92
Randy LaMountain Orc 87 99 92 84 81 94 93

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Fist Harrass* Alien 99 100 100 100 100 94 100
Crib Adlib* Alien 98 100 100 100 100 92 100
Sticks N'Bones Skeleton 80 81 75 86 83 84 79
Gravey Robbey Human 76 80 83 88 73 77 84
SlenderN Lanky Skeleton 75 78 81 83 83 75 75
Gorenzo Boss Alien 76 83 67 79 77 80 86

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Mod Mavis Skeleton 88 100 91 88 100 72 85
Von Killer* Orc 100 100 100 100 100 100 100
Ziggy DayTripper Human 55 63 68 43 67 43 65
Abandon SmashAll Skeleton 94 100 99 100 100 88 96
Bloodsqueal Hatchet Orc 80 76 93 63 95 85 79
Gorey Hellsent Skeleton 60 64 75 58 71 54 66
Carcass Stalker Orc 69 63 70 66 73 65 75

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bustin Rippens Skeleton 92 100 100 100 86 73 92
Kill Barks Alien 78 83 83 94 74 72 79
Alien Spewwart Alien 93 92 100 91 100 94 92
Damual Cutter Sr Skeleton 70 88 66 79 77 63 79
Bitey Diaperfling Orc 59 73 44 66 54 47 73

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Abandon McManson Human 77 73 83 85

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Wiley Victim Skeleton 57 58 65 69

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Boney Bloatify Skeleton 60 43 75 76 62

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Player References

  • Cover Back Sticks N'Bones is a pun on the children's chant "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".

Team Trivia

See also[edit | edit source]