Mile High Chronic

The Mile High Chronic are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Denver Broncos. Their logo is an orange eye with white wings, surrounded by flames one a dark blue background. This was originally a locked team (unlocked by winning a game by forfeit), but it is now unlocked as of the Dynasty Update. In the console version, this team is already unlocked. Their stadium is No Authority Field situated in Indica Springs, Colorado and is a parody of Sports Authority Field, which is currently named Broncos Stadium at Mile High.

The Chronic has one of the most feared and intimidating defenses in the league led by their All-Star Blitzer, Von Killer, but they have lost All-Star talent in the secondary due to free agency. It's anyone's guess how dominant the defense will be this year. On offense, they have acquired Quarterback journeyman, Headcase Screamen to lead this team back to relevance. The Chronic play on a psychedelic field, high on a mountain top surrounded by poppy fields. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

All-Stars

Von Killer

#58 Line basher

Fist Harrass

#25 Cover back

Crib Adlib

#21 Cover back

Nefarious Comet

#88 Wide Receiver

OVERALL: 74

Offense: 63

Defense: 93

Special Teams: 65

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Beast Boost
• Bombs Away

Defense:

• Ginormous
• Strawberry Fields

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Clever Simian	Skeleton	56	61	78	58	70	49
Pigskin Peelman	Skeleton	54	50	80	55	60	50
BAZ	Human	54	55	72	59	65	46
Hackem N. Lynched	Alien	54	48	72	54	72	43
Brock Lobster	Human	50	57	69	48	59	55

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
D.J. Slanderson	Orc	63	73	65	66	84	53	81
Dandy Jonbitch	Human	53	39	63	66	75	51	68
Detonate Boomer	Skeleton	53	46	49	64	76	55	66
Jabrawl Snarls	Skeleton	52	29	59	50	76	65	62
Donatello Slenderman	Orc	52	33	60	62	75	44	73

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Nefarious Comet*	Alien	84	94	98	86	83	82
Gnarlius Slander	Alien	76	77	91	83	79	80
Slobbert Worstman	Skeleton	62	79	76	65	62	52
Grody Splatimer	Alien	56	20	78	75	73	67
Penny Howler	Skeleton	50	27	72	64	58	55
Gored'Em Impaler	Skeleton	54	52	68	65	62	50

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Gerbal Spleen	Orc	53	25	75	57	46	36
Bomb Pillage	Skeleton	50	35	75	50	53	55
Olif Marshmellow	Human	48	55	74	55	50	44
Seth Skewerman	Human	46	30	78	67	55	57

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Awful Teary	Orc	52	66	52	50	35	83
Splat Manvise	Human	72	76	71	86	73	79
Garrish Boiles	Orc	48	56	65	36	32	75
Axe Gorecia	Human	48	49	61	44	47	64
Talon Robber	Orc	50	49	70	49	49	78
Fenwick Swatson	Orc	48	55	49	52	37	73

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Madman Gothis	Human	85	94	100	76	84	75	100
Wrecked Wolf	Orc	92	100	100	85	93	90	100
DontMatta Stinko	Orc	87	92	100	86	88	79	100
Arid Sick	Human	79	92	89	71	72	80	91
Hack Spur	Orc	64	55	66	72	62	78	76
Vyle Neato	Orc	85	100	97	78	83	87	94

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Biggie Shockwave	Orc	92	100	100	93	82	95	94
Magus Moribound	Orc	84	88	95	86	79	96	92
Randy LaMountain	Orc	87	99	92	84	81	94	93

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Fist Harrass*	Alien	99	100	100	100	100	94	100
Crib Adlib*	Alien	98	100	100	100	100	92	100
Sticks N'Bones	Skeleton	80	81	75	86	83	84	79
Gravey Robbey	Human	76	80	83	88	73	77	84
SlenderN Lanky	Skeleton	75	78	81	83	83	75	75
Gorenzo Boss	Alien	76	83	67	79	77	80	86

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Mod Mavis	Skeleton	88	100	91	88	100	72	85
Von Killer*	Orc	100	100	100	100	100	100	100
Ziggy DayTripper	Human	55	63	68	43	67	43	65
Abandon SmashAll	Skeleton	94	100	99	100	100	88	96
Bloodsqueal Hatchet	Orc	80	76	93	63	95	85	79
Gorey Hellsent	Skeleton	60	64	75	58	71	54	66
Carcass Stalker	Orc	69	63	70	66	73	65	75

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bustin Rippens	Skeleton	92	100	100	100	86	73	92
Kill Barks	Alien	78	83	83	94	74	72	79
Alien Spewwart	Alien	93	92	100	91	100	94	92
Damual Cutter Sr	Skeleton	70	88	66	79	77	63	79
Bitey Diaperfling	Orc	59	73	44	66	54	47	73

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Abandon McManson	Human	77	73	83	85

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Wiley Victim	Skeleton	57	58	65	69

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Boney Bloatify	Skeleton	60	43	75	76	62

Trivia

Player References

• Cover Back Sticks N'Bones is a pun on the children's chant "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".

Team Trivia

• They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Cults, the Hellboys, the Maniacs and the Tyrants.
  • Early in development, they do have them.

See also

• Teams