Mile High Chronic
The Mile High Chronic are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Denver Broncos. Their logo is an orange eye with white wings, surrounded by flames one a dark blue background. This was originally a locked team (unlocked by winning a game by forfeit), but it is now unlocked as of the Dynasty Update. In the console version, this team is already unlocked. Their stadium is No Authority Field situated in Indica Springs, Colorado and is a parody of Sports Authority Field, which is currently named Broncos Stadium at Mile High.
The Chronic has one of the most feared and intimidating defenses in the league led by their All-Star Blitzer, Von Killer, but they have lost All-Star talent in the secondary due to free agency. It's anyone's guess how dominant the defense will be this year. On offense, they have acquired Quarterback journeyman, Headcase Screamen to lead this team back to relevance. The Chronic play on a psychedelic field, high on a mountain top surrounded by poppy fields. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)
Theme[edit | edit source]
All-Stars[edit | edit source]
- Von Killer
- #58 Line basher
- Fist Harrass
- #25 Cover back
- Crib Adlib
- #21 Cover back
- Nefarious Comet
- #88 Wide Receiver
OVERALL: 74
- Offense: 63
- Defense: 93
- Special Teams: 65
Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]
Offense:
Defense:
Player Stats[edit | edit source]
Offense:
Quarterbacks
Player Name | Race | Overall | Throwing Velocity (TVC) | Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) | Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) | Throwing Power (THP) | Intelligence (INT) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Clever Simian | Skeleton | 56 | 61 | 78 | 58 | 70 | 49 |
Pigskin Peelman | Skeleton | 54 | 50 | 80 | 55 | 60 | 50 |
BAZ | Human | 54 | 55 | 72 | 59 | 65 | 46 |
Hackem N. Lynched | Alien | 54 | 48 | 72 | 54 | 72 | 43 |
Brock Lobster | Human | 50 | 57 | 69 | 48 | 59 | 55 |
Running Backs
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Break Tackles(BT) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Toughness (TGH) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
D.J. Slanderson | Orc | 63 | 73 | 65 | 66 | 84 | 53 | 81 |
Dandy Jonbitch | Human | 53 | 39 | 63 | 66 | 75 | 51 | 68 |
Detonate Boomer | Skeleton | 53 | 46 | 49 | 64 | 76 | 55 | 66 |
Jabrawl Snarls | Skeleton | 52 | 29 | 59 | 50 | 76 | 65 | 62 |
Donatello Slenderman | Orc | 52 | 33 | 60 | 62 | 75 | 44 | 73 |
Receivers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Nefarious Comet* | Alien | 84 | 94 | 98 | 86 | 83 | 82 |
Gnarlius Slander | Alien | 76 | 77 | 91 | 83 | 79 | 80 |
Slobbert Worstman | Skeleton | 62 | 79 | 76 | 65 | 62 | 52 |
Grody Splatimer | Alien | 56 | 20 | 78 | 75 | 73 | 67 |
Penny Howler | Skeleton | 50 | 27 | 72 | 64 | 58 | 55 |
Gored'Em Impaler | Skeleton | 54 | 52 | 68 | 65 | 62 | 50 |
Bruise Receivers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Gerbal Spleen | Orc | 53 | 25 | 75 | 57 | 46 | 36 |
Bomb Pillage | Skeleton | 50 | 35 | 75 | 50 | 53 | 55 |
Olif Marshmellow | Human | 48 | 55 | 74 | 55 | 50 | 44 |
Seth Skewerman | Human | 46 | 30 | 78 | 67 | 55 | 57 |
Guards
Player Name | Race | Overall | Pass Blocking (PBK) | Run Blocking (RBK) | Downfield Blocking (DBK) | Intelligence (INT) | Toughness (TGH) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Awful Teary | Orc | 52 | 66 | 52 | 50 | 35 | 83 |
Splat Manvise | Human | 72 | 76 | 71 | 86 | 73 | 79 |
Garrish Boiles | Orc | 48 | 56 | 65 | 36 | 32 | 75 |
Axe Gorecia | Human | 48 | 49 | 61 | 44 | 47 | 64 |
Talon Robber | Orc | 50 | 49 | 70 | 49 | 49 | 78 |
Fenwick Swatson | Orc | 48 | 55 | 49 | 52 | 37 | 73 |
Defense:
Blitzers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Toughness (TGH) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Madman Gothis | Human | 85 | 94 | 100 | 76 | 84 | 75 | 100 |
Wrecked Wolf | Orc | 92 | 100 | 100 | 85 | 93 | 90 | 100 |
DontMatta Stinko | Orc | 87 | 92 | 100 | 86 | 88 | 79 | 100 |
Arid Sick | Human | 79 | 92 | 89 | 71 | 72 | 80 | 91 |
Hack Spur | Orc | 64 | 55 | 66 | 72 | 62 | 78 | 76 |
Vyle Neato | Orc | 85 | 100 | 97 | 78 | 83 | 87 | 94 |
Enforcers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Aggressiveness (AGR) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Biggie Shockwave | Orc | 92 | 100 | 100 | 93 | 82 | 95 | 94 |
Magus Moribound | Orc | 84 | 88 | 95 | 86 | 79 | 96 | 92 |
Randy LaMountain | Orc | 87 | 99 | 92 | 84 | 81 | 94 | 93 |
Cover Backs
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Fist Harrass* | Alien | 99 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 94 | 100 |
Crib Adlib* | Alien | 98 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 92 | 100 |
Sticks N'Bones | Skeleton | 80 | 81 | 75 | 86 | 83 | 84 | 79 |
Gravey Robbey | Human | 76 | 80 | 83 | 88 | 73 | 77 | 84 |
SlenderN Lanky | Skeleton | 75 | 78 | 81 | 83 | 83 | 75 | 75 |
Gorenzo Boss | Alien | 76 | 83 | 67 | 79 | 77 | 80 | 86 |
Line Bashers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Block Shedding (BSH) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mod Mavis | Skeleton | 88 | 100 | 91 | 88 | 100 | 72 | 85 |
Von Killer* | Orc | 100 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 100 |
Ziggy DayTripper | Human | 55 | 63 | 68 | 43 | 67 | 43 | 65 |
Abandon SmashAll | Skeleton | 94 | 100 | 99 | 100 | 100 | 88 | 96 |
Bloodsqueal Hatchet | Orc | 80 | 76 | 93 | 63 | 95 | 85 | 79 |
Gorey Hellsent | Skeleton | 60 | 64 | 75 | 58 | 71 | 54 | 66 |
Carcass Stalker | Orc | 69 | 63 | 70 | 66 | 73 | 65 | 75 |
Safeties
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bustin Rippens | Skeleton | 92 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 86 | 73 | 92 |
Kill Barks | Alien | 78 | 83 | 83 | 94 | 74 | 72 | 79 |
Alien Spewwart | Alien | 93 | 92 | 100 | 91 | 100 | 94 | 92 |
Damual Cutter Sr | Skeleton | 70 | 88 | 66 | 79 | 77 | 63 | 79 |
Bitey Diaperfling | Orc | 59 | 73 | 44 | 66 | 54 | 47 | 73 |
Special Teams:
Kickers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Onsides Kicking (OSK) | Kicking Accuracy (KAC) | Kicking Power (KPW) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Abandon McManson | Human | 77 | 73 | 83 | 85 |
Punters
Player Name | Race | Overall | Punting Accuracy (PAC) | Punt Hangtime (HNG) | Punting Power (PPW) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Wiley Victim | Skeleton | 57 | 58 | 65 | 69 |
Burn Returners
Player Name | Race | Overall | Break Tackles (BT) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Boney Bloatify | Skeleton | 60 | 43 | 75 | 76 | 62 |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Player References
- Cover Back Sticks N'Bones is a pun on the children's chant "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".
Team Trivia
- They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Cults, the Hellboys, the Maniacs and the Tyrants.
- Early in development, they do have them.
See also[edit | edit source]
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