New Yuck Tyrants

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The New Yuck Tyrants are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the New York Giants. Their logo is a demon king in red and light grey on dark blue background. Their stadium is ThreatLife Stadium situated in New Yuck, New Yuck and is a parody of MetLife Stadium.

The Tyrants are funded by Brawl Street stock brokers and are well financed. They are led by their All-Star Quarterback, Steeleye Maiming and superstar receiver, O'Hell Wreckem Jr. who is taking the league by storm. The offense has no running game to speak of because of an offense line that avoids contact. On defense, the Tyrants have some hard hitting talent but are an under-performing unit. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

O'Hell Wreckem Jr.
#13 Receiver
Ginormous Stankins
#20 Cover back
Steeleye Maiming
#10 Quarterback
Ramon Hairystun
#98 Blitzer


OVERALL: 71

Offense: 70
Defense: 75
Special Teams: 68

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Steeleye Maiming* Human 80 83 91 82 82 76
Olif Marshmellow Human 60 54 74 65 74 50
Geno Cide Alien 64 56 83 65 77 63
Ravis Cobweb Human 56 56 74 60 71 46
Squirtin Bleeder Orc 54 60 66 52 75 34

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Maul Berserkins Skeleton 55 45 59 70 74 60 61
Ray Denton-ator Alien 70 86 67 67 83 76 63
Morescreams Shockwa Orc 72 85 79 92 83 50 84
Pain Maulman Skeleton 49 34 47 53 73 55 53
Maim Verascream Alien 56 50 41 53 75 67 66

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Branded Martian Alien 68 79 87 75 68 69
O'Hell Wreckem Jr.* Alien 92 94 100 100 96 86
Hurling Leopard Alien 66 69 76 73 75 65
Slain Hairest Skeleton 58 60 80 62 62 56
Scarrius Kink Skeleton 56 41 74 62 62 57
Dodger Mucus Orc 56 72 81 50 52 37

Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Grieven Endslam Alien 69 92 92 77 72 84
Frett Hellison Orc 70 81 78 53 46 43
Spike Alsnott Orc 66 74 83 54 50 39
Gentleman Dingo Skeleton 63 79 86 73 63 54

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Prawn Scary Alien 58 68 57 57 78 65
Wrestle Bitchburg Human 72 78 92 83 57 73
Shrek Powers Orc 58 83 59 57 32 83
Scrobby Fart Orc 46 47 70 47 34 70
Bustin PeeYew Orc 54 49 74 54 31 81
Frett Groans Human 66 83 62 73 52 73

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
Hatesome Derriere-Maul Orc 79 84 84 72 78 84 91
Oblivious Vermin Orc 72 76 78 79 77 89 74
Ramon Hairystun* Orc 92 100 100 78 92 91 100
Slobbert Rhompus Orc 49 34 50 68 65 77 47
Slay Bombly Orc 74 74 84 74 67 85 86
Rammin Bloodison Orc 79 83 90 78 79 83 91

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Bustin B. Goods Human 77 82 92 64 76 78 92
Dab Stabwood Human 75 81 81 73 72 80 84
Mason El-Rott Skeleton 75 81 86 76 77 76 87
Hex Dynamite Orc 59 58 55 76 59 78 68

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Steeleye Grapple Alien 72 74 73 71 81 76 78
Ginormous Stankins Alien 90 96 100 95 94 81 95
Dominate Wrecker-Crowbar Alien 73 78 83 78 90 76 83
Dirtay Heathen Skeleton 66 81 67 76 66 54 71
Boss Rockwell Skeleton 52 59 48 55 63 54 62
Kanker Sore Skeleton 58 59 48 55 63 54 62

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Levon Conquerored Skeleton 72 83 85 54 94 58 76
Leviathan Cantkillus Skeleton 49 50 44 54 52 50 63
Mongo Crush Skeleton 66 75 70 50 75 69 83
Grizzly Mauler Orc 66 63 74 40 77 73 73
Talon Munchies Human 48 48 49 50 56 43 67
Bleedin Robberson Skeleton 50 57 46 56 50 49 70
J.B. Goodstun Orc 56 60 56 31 63 75 74

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Abandon Brawlins Skeleton 86 100 95 100 73 66 100
Manchu Madams Skeleton 52 56 51 57 56 57 50
Barbarian Glockson Alien 76 80 81 82 82 80 83
Gat Burny Skeleton 49 46 57 57 56 58 57

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Alltrick Bloset Human 60 67 57 75

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Sad Fling Human 70 73 77 76

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Sever McScalp Alien 73 68 81 75 84

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Player References

Team Trivia

  • The team is a spiritual successor to the Rad Rockers from the original Mutant League Football.
  • They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Cults, the Hellboys, the Chronic and the Maniacs.

See also[edit | edit source]