Nuked London Hatriots

The Nuked London Hatriots are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. The team is a parody of the New England Patriots although the team in this case is based in England rather than Massachusetts. The roster has every race in the game so far. Their symbol is a yellow mutant with red hair wearing a gas mask. Their stadium is Phlegmbly Stadium situated in Ground Zero, London and is a parody of Wembley Stadium, one of the NFL's venues for the league's London Games.

The Hatriots have won numerous Mayhem Bowl Championships. Their assassin Quarterback, Bomb Shady is arguably the best to ever play the game. All-Star Throb Bronkowski is his #1 target. The Hatriots have a rampaging defense, which easily shuts down opposing offenses. Their coach, Swill Belchstuff is a brilliant tactician, he plans for every situation possible and when that doesn't work - he cheats. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme

On the Grid by Brian Schmidt

All-Stars

Bomb Shady

#12 Quarterback

Throb Bronkowski

#87 Bruise Receiver

Demon McThwarty

#32 Safety

Falcon Rupture

#21 Cover back

Dante Firepower

#54 Line Basher

OVERALL: 91

Offense: 90

Defense: 90

Special Teams: 92

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Beast Boost
• Shotgun

Defense:

• Ginormous
• QB Sack Attack (pre-Mayhem Bowl update)
• Thunderclap

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Bomb Shady*	Skeleton	96	85	100	100	100	100
Doc Eyebender	Robot	68	65	79	67	82	79
Ya'Homie Brisket	Skeleton	54	56	74	60	58	57
Prying Voyeur	Robot	70	60	85	73	81	69
Hoardin Goreblood	Skeleton	64	60	86	67	74	64

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Neon Spewis	Skeleton	86	100	86	91	84	77	94
Hex Bulkhead	Human	73	88	77	78	91	72	69
Insane Flight	Robot	79	100	81	71	94	82	56
Claw Hammer	Human	63	84	69	53	84	62	53
Spike Killslee	Orc	78	91	86	85	91	68	91

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Goulian Metalman	Robot	92	100	100	92	83	94
Branded Crooks	Alien	90	100	86	100	100	76
Falcon Missle	Robot	70	63	71	84	82	68
Brisk Chokem	Human	86	100	90	94	84	85
Bustin Bitchwood	Skeleton	72	84	84	83	76	50
Wrathspew Hater	Skeleton	58	50	72	62	62	55
Fanny Abdomen	Human	78	94	84	84	72	74

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Throb Bronkowski*	Orc	94	100	100	73	69	92
Cartellus Slammit	Orc	72	71	88	65	56	64
Inpain Talon	Robot	59	67	74	63	59	63
Willtz	Skeleton	68	84	86	50	50	61

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Spaz Raven	Orc	92	95	100	100	91	90
Carcass Slammen	Orc	96	100	97	100	100	97
Hated Manbruise	Orc	94	97	100	100	98	97
Hate Soldier	Robot	76	76	94	76	66	96
Bro Looney-Bin	Human	68	86	69	78	64	71
Mole Bossin	Human	72	84	78	83	66	75

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Falcon Frown	Orc	90	100	100	94	81	84	97
Torment Die	Human	87	94	100	86	83	88	94
Slay Dour	Robot	85	88	93	84	84	88	100
Sinscent Brokenspine	Robot	74	82	79	75	64	88	85
Chasm Stench	Orc	77	89	91	85	73	75	78
MoCrash Harsh	Human	70	80	81	67	76	67	89

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Tormental Slimbebeast	Orc	92	100	91	100	82	87	100
Nightmaresinside	Skeleton	72	73	79	73	71	72	83
Grave Guiltyman	Skeleton	74	72	82	73	72	75	84

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Falcon Rupture*	Robot	96	100	100	100	91	88	100
Demon Killmore	Robot	88	95	99	100	84	84	82
Virus Clones	Robot	73	87	62	77	81	81	72
Brwonson Badbrosil	Skeleton	72	85	77	78	75	68	74
Cleric Dough	Skeleton	76	100	70	82	71	68	82
Gromlathon Groans	Skeleton	73	82	67	82	72	63	87

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Wild Van Noise	Human	76	87	83	83	83	75	65
Abandon Clobber	Skeleton	86	100	94	87	95	90	94
Shy McLemon	Human	58	78	51	63	63	44	70
War Hammer	Human	76	77	88	86	92	65	78
Rabid Hairless	Orc	70	88	67	47	94	84	77
Dante Firepower*	Robot	92	96	93	100	100	85	84

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Demon McThwarty	Robot	93	94	100	100	94	88	93
Turd Burglar	Alien	70	83	71	78	76	67	70
Ruin Harden	Robot	79	88	94	92	72	59	81
Fatrick Tongue	Skeleton	78	92	84	87	77	80	73
Hate Bender	Human	65	71	66	71	67	65	69

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
BleedIt KickItOutski	Human	100	100	100	100

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Lion Talon	Skeleton	93	93	100	97

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Gutsy Spills	Robot	88	92	94	91	81

Trivia

Player References

• Line Basher War Hammer is a reference to Warhammer.

Team Trivia

• Acording to Urban Dictionary, a hatriot is person who zealously supports his/her political dogma to the point of bigotry towards people of opposing opinions.
  • It is also a caller to The David Pakman Show who records "Hatriot Mail" comments expressing his/her ultra-conservative views in a derogatory manner.
  • The word shares the same name with a thrash metal band from Oakland, California.
• Their kicker BleedIt KickItOutski is the only non-star player to have a perfect 100 across all stats.

See also

• Teams