Orcs of Hazzard

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The Orcs of Hazzard are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. Their logo is an orc with two axes in front. The roster consists of mostly Monster Orcs with one Mutant-Human. They are a locked team. In the PC version, they were originally unlocked by winning a cumulative 50 games. As of the Dynasty Update, they are now unlocked the same way as in the console version; the player must play as the Tokyo Terminators in either the Playoffs or Season Mode, and win the Mayhem Bowl as them. Their stadium is Skinnin B. Johnson Stadium and International Speedway situated in Gristle Jock, Gore-ga.

The Hazzard is a nasty team made up entirely of Orcs with the exception of their legendary All-Star RB, Iron Jaw Magilicutti. Iron Jaw was abandoned in the Bayou and raised by the Orcs as their own (he thinks he's an Orc). The Hazzard have no passing game to speak of unless it's Iron Jaw throwing or catching. This is an all run team with a dominating defense that pulverizes opposing teams with relentless hitting. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

Down Home Orc by Brian Schmidt

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Iron Jaw Macgilicutti
#22 Running back
Cletus Moonshine
#99 Enforcer
Eustice Mustang
#96 Enforcer
Cooter Spuke
#93 Blitzer
OVERALL: 68
Offense: 60
Defense: 79
Special Teams: 66

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Chainsaw Massacre
Fart

Defense:

Ginormous
QB Sack Attack

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Smokey Bandit Orc 56 60 73 47 58 67
Byron Winn-Dixie Orc 42 48 60 39 54 41
Hurl Haggard Orc 46 60 56 46 49 44
Jezal Sekill Orc 52 55 64 56 73 34
Bud Dagnabit Orc 46 60 51 37 54 44

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Iron Jaw Magilicutti* Human 95 100 100 84 100 92 100
Homer Varmit Orc 46 38 63 68 37 46 70
Whiskey Lee Orc 53 58 71 51 50 43 73
Big Jon Bunyon Orc 52 51 68 58 43 43 82
Dede LeBid Orc 59 48 83 63 68 43 95

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Festus Podunk Orc 46 47 63 49 55 48
Mason Dixon Orc 42 37 37 54 58 36
Jebediah Simpson Orc 44 67 52 47 48 34
Skeeter Youngun Orc 48 50 52 51 51 45
Buck Redneck Orc 44 49 61 44 47 45
Bobby Joe Winchester Orc 38 44 47 47 50 35

Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Hoss Bogg Orc 59 38 54 55 48 52
Clint Duster Orc 52 38 42 43 41 44
Bubba Colt Orc 58 29 61 46 38 38
Hick Hankerin Orc 46 30 50 43 44 28

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Bumba Ton Orc 58 49 92 54 38 82
Elrod Cornfed Orc 56 48 94 51 30 84
Jethro Spittoon Orc 64 62 92 68 34 83
Biscuits N. Gravy Orc 56 53 66 70 41 73
Elmer Junction Orc 62 61 85 72 33 77
Otis Biggin Orc 58 58 83 68 31 74

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
Earl Spuke Orc 85 83 83 95 83 88 100
Cooter Spuke* Orc 92 89 100 100 92 84 100
Luke Moonrunner Orc 80 75 92 85 65 83 100
Cooter Federate Orc 72 76 63 76 59 89 100
Pretty Gunduff Orc 70 70 68 84 59 77 100
Trevor Armcrusher Orc 77 70 86 82 68 83 100

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Cletus Moonshine Orc 94 100 100 87 82 100 100
Buford T. Piss Orc 77 83 85 90 55 71 100
Mongo Orc 72 51 74 88 63 92 83
Eustice Mustang Orc 87 93 93 100 73 81 96

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Po Tater Orc 78 92 57 100 61 59 91
Jed Browning Orc 68 81 46 79 63 59 81
Duke Hefer Orc 60 86 42 77 50 50 72
Axle Grease Orc 55 66 29 62 57 49 64
Raleigh Barnstormer Orc 59 75 40 79 60 49 73
Bo Diddly Orc 65 72 41 76 59 46 83

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bobby Trippe Orc 68 66 63 38 76 94 78
Smack Dab Orc 70 83 68 28 76 91 87
Krime Howl Orc 63 56 63 45 79 75 72
Jethro Bodine Orc 78 83 78 38 83 100 88
Billy Ray Ruckus Orc 60 68 62 38 68 79 67
Riot Howl Orc 65 77 68 32 73 69 63

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Jenkins Malbro Orc 73 88 46 100 66 58 91
Oer Yonder Orc 55 69 35 73 50 51 66
Woody Bellywash Orc 52 59 38 67 44 47 62
Diddly Squat Orc 72 94 50 92 58 49 91
Ian Legcrusher Orc 69 73 57 73 61 61 75

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Slobbie Cornpoke Orc 64 62 64 73

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Roy Bullwahcker Orc 70 68 73 88

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Bronc Buster Orc 63 79 68 56 72

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Player References

  • Quarterback Smokey Bandit is a reference to Smokey and the Bandit. Enforcer Buford T. Piss is a parody of the character from the film Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
  • Quarterback Hurl Haggard is a parody of country singer Merle Haggard.
  • Running Back Dede LeBid is a parody of lead designer Andrii Lebid.
  • Receiver Jebediah Simpson is a reference to The Simpsons character, Hans "Jebediah" Springfield.
  • Bruise Receiver Hoss Bogg is a spoonerism and reference to The Dukes of Hazzard character J.D. "Boss" Hogg.
  • Cover Back Po Tater is a parody of the vegetable, potato.
  • Line Basher Billy Ray Ruckus is a parody of country singer, Billy Ray Cyrus.
  • Enforcer Mongo is a reference to the dim-witted thug Mongo from Blazing Saddles.
  • Receiver Mason Dixon is a reference to the Mason-Dixon Line, the popular term for the perceived cultural border between the North and the South in the United States.
  • Guard Biscuits N. Gravy is a reference to the popular Southern breakfast of the same name.

Team Trivia

  • The team is a spiritual successor to the Terminator Trollz from the original Mutant League Football.
  • The team is a parody of the 1980s TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard, as well as the 2005 film of the same name.

See also[edit | edit source]