Scarolina Panzers

The Scarolina Panzers are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Carolina Panthers, although the team here is based in South Scarolina rather than North Scarolina (Charlotte, North Carolina is on the north side of the state line). Their logo is a blue tank with an intimidating face emblazoned on the front. Their stadium is Stank of America Stadium situated in Chukit, South Scarolina and is a parody of Bank of America Stadium.

The Panzers routinely light up the scoreboard with deep passes and long runs. One of the league MVP's and top rushing Quarterbacks, Wham Neutron leads a balanced offense attack with a punishing run attack and high flying passing game. The Panzers' defense is led by arguably the best Line Basher in the league, Nuke Freakly. This defense hits hard and can go skull to skull against any team in the league. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

All-Stars

Wham Neutron

#1 Quarterback

Lawless Heinous

#58 Line basher

Nuke Freakly

#59 Line basher

Bled Moldsen

#88 Receiver

KaBrawn Snort

#99 Blitzer

OVERALL: 80

Offense: 79

Defense: 86

Special Teams: 75

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Flame On
• Shotgun

Defense:

• Berserk
• Ginormous

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Wham Neutron*	Robot	90	87	100	96	93	93
Bwarr	Orc	58	50	72	65	76	44
Barbaric Slanderson	Skeleton	58	54	73	59	73	58
Scarette Filbert	Robot	54	57	71	57	62	45
Vile Byle	Skeleton	52	56	68	53	55	52

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Piston McCaffeinated	Skeleton	82	92	82	83	93	73	90
Fonzy Neckbreaker	Robot	60	59	69	64	80	58	75
Gnarlathon Turret	Orc	62	68	78	68	79	60	89
hammering Farts-Pain	Skeleton	69	76	75	66	82	68	83
Wheezy ScrubKnight	Orc	65	84	86	67	83	46	83

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Hussell Leper	Skeleton	62	63	74	72	68	59
Heaven Funchest	Robot	74	76	78	91	81	63
Die Highland	Orc	62	82	90	68	59	49
Hurtis Spamuel	Skeleton	60	53	75	72	67	51
Hellbent Skeleton	Robot	58	49	75	78	78	43
Rapier Slurred	Skeleton	56	49	77	66	68	59
Kraven MooreBlood	Skeleton	64	73	79	74	65	50

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Bled Moldsen*	Skeleton	82	100	95	72	62	82
Spitts Manhurtz	Orc	59	49	74	50	45	37
Cleave Barker	Skeleton	58	56	75	64	56	50
Dread Sicken	Orc	66	69	76	52	46	55

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Viper Toxin	Orc	72	81	96	65	57	84
Feral Killiams	Robot	84	92	95	85	76	94
Andriod Narwhal	Orc	82	100	91	76	67	93
Ratt KaKill	Robot	62	72	59	58	61	81
Rowdy KaKill	Robot	72	75	90	76	69	83
Trident Murder	Orc	78	78	94	89	68	91

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
KaBrawn Snort*	Orc	92	100	100	92	78	92	100
Ghoulious Leper	Skeleton	84	86	100	81	72	81	93
Lamar Ratatouille	Robot	82	84	92	86	72	94	86
Vicario Jettison	Orc	72	76	76	78	79	82	78
Vile Blood	Robot	64	67	61	74	68	84	55
Snarles Toxin	Orc	62	60	73	76	67	78	59

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Blood Killgore	Orc	92	100	100	100	73	84	100
Rukus Von Nightmare	Skeleton	74	75	76	65	65	84	100
Nega	Skeleton	69	76	71	50	73	70	92

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Maimes Radbelly	Skeleton	85	100	91	100	78	70	91
Sterlie Squirrely	Robot	70	73	68	60	91	84	76
Captain Mummyskin	Skeleton	66	68	67	64	84	73	72
Haven Bleedmore	Skeleton	63	65	67	67	73	67	74
Nefarious Grunter	Orc	60	71	50	67	65	60	77
Smack Rancid	Skeleton	56	47	52	44	72	63	63

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Smack Chompson	Robot	78	76	83	78	83	71	74
Lawless Heinous*	Robot	95	100	100	92	100	94	88
Nuke Freakly*	Skeleton	100	100	100	100	100	100	100
Enemy Bash	Orc	85	84	84	95	91	85	75
Arid Porous	Orc	60	66	69	41	58	67	57
Rabid Halo	Skeleton	75	74	65	75	86	80	75

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Spike Madams	Robot	82	93	88	100	69	58	94
Colon Clones	Robot	62	67	65	76	70	56	73
Hurt Omen	Skeleton	63	65	56	77	75	66	77
Devious Rox	Robot	60	55	55	60	84	81	66
IllussionZ	Alien	65	62	61	54	86	74	77

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Jam Chrono	Robot	74	83	79	75

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Sickel Fartlady	Orc	74	78	79	86

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Stew Stinky	Robot	78	82	90	89	76

Trivia

• In real life, panzer is a German word meaning armor. The term is most commonly associated with World War II to describe the Germans' mobile armor (meaning their tanks).

• They are one of the four teams whose roster doesn't contain Mutant-Humans, the others being the Steelheads, the Vultures and the Evils.
  • However in the Launch Trailer, they do have them.

See also

• Teams