Scarolina Panzers

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The Scarolina Panzers are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Carolina Panthers, although the team here is based in South Scarolina rather than North Scarolina (Charlotte, North Carolina is on the north side of the state line). Their logo is a blue tank with an intimidating face emblazoned on the front. Their stadium is Stank of America Stadium situated in Chukit, South Scarolina and is a parody of Bank of America Stadium.

The Panzers routinely light up the scoreboard with deep passes and long runs. One of the league MVP's and top rushing Quarterbacks, Wham Neutron leads a balanced offense attack with a punishing run attack and high flying passing game. The Panzers' defense is led by arguably the best Line Basher in the league, Nuke Freakly. This defense hits hard and can go skull to skull against any team in the league. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme[edit | edit source]

All-Stars[edit | edit source]

Wham Neutron
#1 Quarterback
Lawless Heinous
#58 Line basher
Nuke Freakly
#59 Line basher
Bled Moldsen
#88 Receiver
KaBrawn Snort
#99 Blitzer

OVERALL: 80

Offense: 79
Defense: 86
Special Teams: 75

Dirty Tricks[edit | edit source]

Offense:

Defense:

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name Race Overall Throwing Velocity (TVC) Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) Throwing Power (THP) Intelligence (INT)
Wham Neutron* Robot 90 87 100 96 93 93
Bwarr Orc 58 50 72 65 76 44
Barbaric Slanderson Skeleton 58 54 73 59 73 58
Scarette Filbert Robot 54 57 71 57 62 45
Vile Byle Skeleton 52 56 68 53 55 52

Running Backs

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Break Tackles(BT) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Toughness (TGH)
Piston McCaffeinated Skeleton 82 92 82 83 93 73 90
Fonzy Neckbreaker Robot 60 59 69 64 80 58 75
Gnarlathon Turret Orc 62 68 78 68 79 60 89
hammering Farts-Pain Skeleton 69 76 75 66 82 68 83
Wheezy ScrubKnight Orc 65 84 86 67 83 46 83

Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Hussell Leper Skeleton 62 63 74 72 68 59
Heaven Funchest Robot 74 76 78 91 81 63
Die Highland Orc 62 82 90 68 59 49
Hurtis Spamuel Skeleton 60 53 75 72 67 51
Hellbent Skeleton Robot 58 49 75 78 78 43
Rapier Slurred Skeleton 56 49 77 66 68 59
Kraven MooreBlood Skeleton 64 73 79 74 65 50

Bruise Receivers

Player Name Race Overall Route Running (RTE) Catching (CTH) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Intelligence (INT)
Bled Moldsen* Skeleton 82 100 95 72 62 82
Spitts Manhurtz Orc 59 49 74 50 45 37
Cleave Barker Skeleton 58 56 75 64 56 50
Dread Sicken Orc 66 69 76 52 46 55

Guards

Player Name Race Overall Pass Blocking (PBK) Run Blocking (RBK) Downfield Blocking (DBK) Intelligence (INT) Toughness (TGH)
Viper Toxin Orc 72 81 96 65 57 84
Feral Killiams Robot 84 92 95 85 76 94
Andriod Narwhal Orc 82 100 91 76 67 93
Ratt KaKill Robot 62 72 59 58 61 81
Rowdy KaKill Robot 72 75 90 76 69 83
Trident Murder Orc 78 78 94 89 68 91

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Toughness (TGH) Blitzing (BLZ)
KaBrawn Snort* Orc 92 100 100 92 78 92 100
Ghoulious Leper Skeleton 84 86 100 81 72 81 93
Lamar Ratatouille Robot 82 84 92 86 72 94 86
Vicario Jettison Orc 72 76 76 78 79 82 78
Vile Blood Robot 64 67 61 74 68 84 55
Snarles Toxin Orc 62 60 73 76 67 78 59

Enforcers

Player Name Race Overall Block Shedding (BSH) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF) Aggressiveness (AGR) Blitzing (BLZ)
Blood Killgore Orc 92 100 100 100 73 84 100
Rukus Von Nightmare Skeleton 74 75 76 65 65 84 100
Nega Skeleton 69 76 71 50 73 70 92

Cover Backs

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Maimes Radbelly Skeleton 85 100 91 100 78 70 91
Sterlie Squirrely Robot 70 73 68 60 91 84 76
Captain Mummyskin Skeleton 66 68 67 64 84 73 72
Haven Bleedmore Skeleton 63 65 67 67 73 67 74
Nefarious Grunter Orc 60 71 50 67 65 60 77
Smack Rancid Skeleton 56 47 52 44 72 63 63

Line Bashers

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Block Shedding (BSH) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Hitting Power (POW) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Smack Chompson Robot 78 76 83 78 83 71 74
Lawless Heinous* Robot 95 100 100 92 100 94 88
Nuke Freakly* Skeleton 100 100 100 100 100 100 100
Enemy Bash Orc 85 84 84 95 91 85 75
Arid Porous Orc 60 66 69 41 58 67 57
Rabid Halo Skeleton 75 74 65 75 86 80 75

Safeties

Player Name Race Overall Man Coverage (MCV) Intelligence (INT) Tackling (TAK) Vertical/Jumping (VER) Speed (SPD) Pass Deflection (DEF)
Spike Madams Robot 82 93 88 100 69 58 94
Colon Clones Robot 62 67 65 76 70 56 73
Hurt Omen Skeleton 63 65 56 77 75 66 77
Devious Rox Robot 60 55 55 60 84 81 66
IllussionZ Alien 65 62 61 54 86 74 77

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name Race Overall Onsides Kicking (OSK) Kicking Accuracy (KAC) Kicking Power (KPW)
Jam Chrono Robot 74 83 79 75

Punters

Player Name Race Overall Punting Accuracy (PAC) Punt Hangtime (HNG) Punting Power (PPW)
Sickel Fartlady Orc 74 78 79 86

Burn Returners

Player Name Race Overall Break Tackles (BT) Catching (CTH) Speed (SPD) Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Stew Stinky Robot 78 82 90 89 76

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • In real life, panzer is a German word meaning armor. The term is most commonly associated with World War II to describe the Germans' mobile armor (meaning their tanks).
  • They are one of the four teams whose roster doesn't contain Mutant-Humans, the others being the Steelheads, the Vultures and the Evils.
    • However in the Launch Trailer, they do have them.

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